Christina at 2010-03-23 11:17:00:

Of all the rules posted so far, this is probably the best one.

michele at 2010-03-23 12:15:54:

I have a mug on my desk, which I got at the Communism Memorial Park in Budapest, Hungary. It says:

Wake up!
Drink coffee!
Work for the State!

It reminds me of the same thing - cut the crap and get to work.