Put male friends together and hilarity will ensue.

Put female friends together and a crazed murderer will appear.

15a) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer....

...show 'evidence' that you were shot in the throat therefore unable to speak.

A crazed maniac will kill anyone without notice but will chat with the lead giving the lead time to outwit the maniac.

How to get out of handcuffs or pick a lock is easy and common knowledge.

Hotel housekeepers always let you in the room if you tell them you lost your key.


A door left open always means a bad guy is inside.

All cars will explode when hitting the ground after being airborne

Guns never run out of bullets

Security guards always give up after a few seconds of investigating a strange noise

8, 11, 17, and 23 are priceless

This is an expansion of #10 - "In the absence of special L-shaped sheets, women can simply wear a bra to bed."