inconsolablecat at 2012-06-11 15:16:06:
Man, I love reading these lists. They're simultaneously invigorating and infuriating at the same time. Now, I have no doubt that these are great scripts, but some of them seem so outlandish, I can't imagine how the writer could have pulled that plot off. These loglines not only challenge me to write better loglines, but they also make me think, "If THAT ridiculous movie sold, then I'm positive they'll buy MY ridiculous premise."
My fave logline was for Vicious, about the couple who sabotages other couples. And the Best Title Award has to go to Daddy's Little Ghoul. I didn't even need a logline with that title. That one writes itself.
Interestingly, there were 2 with the same title, #39 and #165: "Two By Two." Radically different movies.
It's such a weird thing, to read through 173 loglines. So many CIA agents and assassins. Fuck. And that movie where the guy talks through time to his dad has since been done to death. For once I wish someone could FUCK through time. You'd have a split-screen and the two leads would be thrusting their pelvises into the air. We'd call it IN THE DICK OF TIME.
If someone wants to write that, you can TOTALLY have that one.
Also, reading through all the rom-com loglines, you realize just how formulaic it is. I mean, I knew it, but to have to confront all the variations on the same theme condensed like this is crazy. But I was actually inspired to come up with one, just to make fun of them. Again, whoever wants this can have it. I hate rom-coms and so this is useless to me:
DATE FROM HELL: Two people, forever alone, kill themselves. They meet in Hell and must climb back up through the various circles, helping each other escape from the various demons who want to rape and torture them. While doing so, they Fall In Love.
YOU'RE WELCOME.