Jeff at 2010-01-28 12:42:54:
If they fired Michael Bay and hired these chimps instead, I may actually consider seeing Transformers 3!
The_High_Dweller at 2010-01-28 13:09:52:
My God... this is the first sign of the Apocalypse.

Blair Witch Project meets Congo.

I almost passed out from dizziness just watching the trailer. Imagine what an hour of shaky spit-covered camera views, chimp close-ups, and oo-oo!, ah-ah!s would do to me.

Count me out, Carpenter. And don't even f*cking THINK of an Orangutan version of this... I will literally poison you... Literally.
305Writer at 2010-01-29 04:31:18:
Man that was great,even a chimp can do it.