I laughed at this list until it hurt... OMG, this is painfully funny. In fact, I think I'd rather see THESE versions of the films on this list than the ACTUAL ones.

Especially hilarious... STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

HA!!!

His description of SUPERMAN RETURNS is especially apt... "Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad." :D

Geez, can you imagine studio execs faces if you pitched movies in this manner?!

Scott, here's my stab at K-9:
Couple struggling with intimacy coax dog into the bedroom.

@Mano: Good one! FYI, in the "small world" department, on our oldest son Will's first day of kindergarten, we walked into the classroom only to discover Mel Harris (who played Tracy in K-9, Belushi's GF) there. Her daughter turned out to be classmate of Will.