Scott, thanks for the excerpt. Is this legit?

PILE OF NEWSPAPERS
OWW! Get off! Get off! Jesus!

Can a "pile of newspapers" speak?

What I THINK the screenwriters are suggesting is that as this scene unfolds is that Stu discovers Vick under the newspapers.

E.C.'s SLIGHT re-write for clarity:

Stu spastically jerks awake and flips off the couch, falls onto a pile of newspapers.

These newspapers kick up in places in reaction to body ontop of them -- someone is underneath them!

MAN UNDER NEWSPAPERS
OWW! Get off! Get off! Jesus!

Confused, Stu clambers off the pile of newspapers. Removes the newspapers to find -
- Vick lying on the floor fully dressed.

Now awake Vick pulls himself onto the couch, clearly in pain.

VICK (MAN UNDER NEWSPAPERS)
Damn, dude, why are you retarded?


Whaddya think?

- E.C. Henry from Bonney Lake, WA