I looked on the weird chance that something I sent around was on it. But, no, I haven't joined Rossio and Elliott, David Mamet, Chuck Norris, Jeff Zucker, Eric Roth, and Tony Gilroy. I hope these are just different people with the same names. And, after all, Chuck Norris? A writer? These loglines give us all hope, believe it or not. But it fails to explain why some of mine never got past, "Well? What do you think?"

In case some of you aren't aware of the Hollywood Roaster, it's a satirical website ala The Onion. so The Turkey List is, ahem, a joke. However some of the titles and concepts on the list are scarily like something one could imagine actually got acquired.

Thanks, Scott. But, as you say, it isn't that far off the truth. Anyone up for a Pauly Shore film festival?