HA! My wife and I quote that scene regularly around the house! (I think we were first introduced to the young bacon fanatic on Joel McHale's SOUP show.)

I like to remind her that she's the queen and I'm a member of the 'sorry people.'

My favorite line (other than grandma's roller coaster story) was uttered by Keanu Reeves: "You need a license to drive. You need a license to catch a fish. But any butt-reaming asshole can be a dad."