Will King at 2016-06-20 12:30:52:
Despicable Me 2 (2013). Writers: Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tzvi3Xp6sw
LUCY: Hi. Takeout for Lucy.
HOST: Sure, just a sec.
(While awaiting the return of the host, Lucy notes Gru in the restaurant and begins to eavesdrop on his conversation with a strange woman.)
SHANNON: Your accent is so exotic!
GRU: Ah, well, thank you very much. I was---
SHANNON: I know someone who can fix that for you, and you'll be talking normal in no time.
GRU: (laughs nervously) Whooo! Is it hot in here? (Rubs forehead, shifting his wig.) Whooo! How's the food?
SHANNON: (In shock) Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?
GRU: What? Ah! (Readjusts wig.) I don't think so.
SHANNON: I knew it! You're a phoney. I hate phoneys!
GRU: Oh, what? No, these locks are all mine.
SHANNON: No they're not. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to rip that thing off your head and show everyone what a bald-headed phoney you are.
LUCY: I don't think so, Miss Lady.
(Lucy shoots Shannon with tranquilizer dart and she noses over into her food.)
GRU: Hello? Hello? Are you---
LUCY: Hey, Gru!
GRU: (Whips wig off) Hello, Lucy, how you doing?
LUCY: Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer.
(Shannon moos. Lucy winks.)
LUCY: Yeah, I'm winking 'cause that's what actually happened.
WAITER: Escusé, what's a happenin' here? She no like?
LUCY: Oh, she's just, ah...(Lucy mimics having too much to drink.)
WAITER: Oh, ha ha! Sì, sì!
LUCY: Shall we take her home?
(Gru and Lucy take Shannon out of the restaurant and return her to her home.)
LUCY: Well, I think you did it. You just officially had the worst date ever.
GRU: Huh, tell me about it.
LUCY: Don't worry, it can only get better from here, right? But if it doesn't you can always borrow my dart gun. Had to use it on one or two dates myself.
GRU: Yeah, you know, as far as dates go, I think I'm good with just the one.
LUCY: Well, good night, partner. This was fun.
GRU: Yes, surprisingly, it was.
LUCY: Oh, and, uh, just between you and me, you look much better bald.
DIALOGUE ON DIALOGUE: Gru goes out on one date set up by his neighbor, only to end up in another awkward date of sorts with his crime-solving partner. This scene actually turns the story between Gru and Lucy, when Gru, after he returns home, discovers he actually does have fond feelings for Lucy.