The guy that made the webisode about a greencollar, locavore pushing his "new" cardioprotective vitamins - he was actually an Iranian sockpuppet who was waterboarded on his "staycation" in Cuba by his bestest frenemy from college! Can you believe it!

In his last email he called me a Frenemy, and of course, I went into total cardioprotective mode because my little heart felt like someone was waterboarding the hell out of it, but then he text me to say that his cousin, AKA, the loose unit lovacore guy, who was having a staycation in his house, went all sock puppet on him and sent that nasty email, so as you can imagine my day was a webisode from hell, but anyway, I gotta go 'cause I need to go plant a tree and build up my green-collar points before someone sees me in my new Hummer.