E.C. Henry at 2009-05-13 11:50:00:
"Ultraviloet" (2006) Milla Vovoich

Synopsis from IMBD: Set in the late 21st century, a subculture of humans have emerged who have been modified genetically by a vampire-like disease, giving them enhanced speed, incredible stamina and acute intelligence, and as they are set apart from "normal" and "healthy" humans, the world is pushed to the brink of worldwide civil war aimed at the destruction of the "diseased" population. In the middle of this crossed-fire is - an infected beautiful woman - Ultraviolet, who finds herself protecting a nine-year-old boy who has been marked for death by the human government as he is believed to be a threat to humans."

Taglines:
1) The Blood War is On
2) First, they made her a weapon. That was their second deadliest mistake. Now, they've made her a target...

Me and my dad were the only ones in the theatre watching this one Thursday night. I remember wondering why that was so when we entered...

- E.C. Henry from Bonney Lake, WA
Jeff at 2009-05-13 12:40:00:
Speed 2: Cruise Control was pretty agonizing, not so much the plot (a terrorist takeover of a cruise ship) but the weird, awkward desperation to get the Sandra Bullock character back into a death-defying situation again.

Interestingly enough, sometimes an over-the-top, ridiculous plot doesn't exactly torpedo a movie's charm... I mean, the plot of the John Woo flick FACE/OFF is utterly preposterous... yet one of the most entertaining action films I've ever seen.

As a fan of bad movies, I'll have to give Ultraviolet a spin, E.C. Everyone has told me how miserable it is and, ever the optimist, I always think, "awww, it can't be THAT bad, can it?"

Usually I'm proven wrong and it's worse than I could possibly imagine.
Alissa at 2009-05-13 13:23:00:
"Snakes on a Plane" there are probably a couple of decent reasons that a bunch of poisonous snakes could have wound up on a plane, but they have been brought aboard as a weapon to assasinate someone is just ludicrous.

Jeff, I recall saying "What?" over and over again while watching "Speed 2".

By the way, when the ridiculous Karate Kid III came out it inspired my sister and I (we were kids at the time) to make our own spoof: Karate Kid 57 in which my sister played a stooped and gray-bearded karate "kid" hobbling around with a cane.
Rick Petry at 2009-05-13 13:27:00:
"Knocked Up" (2007)

Katherine Heigl goes to bed with Seth Rogan.

And keeps their baby.

'nuff said.
Liv at 2009-05-13 13:50:00:
If we're talking, Iron-Eagle-esque... Then "Space Camp" is right up there. I loved that movie. The kids get launched in to space. If only they'd release that one on Blu-Ray
Alexander at 2009-05-13 14:59:00:
All I am willing to say regarding Iron Eagle, was that, at the time I was 7 years old and had a healthy liking of planes and jets... thus, to this day I still don't understand the title and the planes in this flick... outside of the obvious plot issues, the F-16 that was iconic in the film is in reality referred to as a "Falcon," whereas, there happens to be an "Eagle," but is the F-15. This bugs me to this day.
Nicholas at 2009-05-13 15:17:00:
The plots of most movies are absolutely ridiculous.

@Alissa... I think you were missing the point of Snakes on a Plane. It was SUPPOSED to be ridiculous. It was SUPPOSED to be illogical, full of groaners, and over the top. That's why it was so fun. Was it a horrible movie? Absolutely. But it was also the most fun I have ever had in a movie theater. It wasn't just a film...it was an experience. The kind where no one cares of you scream, or laugh hysterically, or quote lines as loud as you can. There was something communal about it. Even if only a for a short time, it brought people together.