Oh my gosh --- one of the most hilarious threads I've read in a L O N G time! Thanks, GITS, for sharing it here, or I may not have seen it. I don't always get to Twitter ... probably because I don't always "get" Twitter, but I check in here on your site every day. Thanks for the gut-busting laugh!

Fantastic: Dialogue may only be spoken by ONE CHARACTER in each scene. Choose wisely. Hilarious. I love it! Thanks for posting.