Overboard by Leslie Dixon https://youtu.be/bRjExYSTWos (drew script o rama transcript) Annie It's my wedding day. Why do I look so annoyed? Dean Oh, yeah. Your dad showed up shit-faced. He threw potato salad all over my mom. We had to throw him out! Annie Why do I always have this depressed look on my face? Dean You were grumpy a lot. You were losing the weight, then you gained it back. - Thin, fat, thin, fat. Annie - Was I always this miserable? - Wasn't I ever happy? - Well, sure, honey. Lots. You were the happiest little wife and mother around! Look at this. Before you lost the weight. Can you believe it? All right. Now, that's it. Are you satisfied? Annie - Yes. Dean - Good. Annie I suppose I belong here in this... hovel. Dean Come on, Jackson! Annie Well, this is my life. I didn't marry very well, did I? (one of the funniest movies ever, great script and great comedienne Goldie, wonder if anyone else could have pulled this off)

Good suggestion, Lois. I did a panel in Austin with Leslie 2 years ago. Check out her IMDb page. Long list of writing credits.