Five fun Mitch Hedberg lines. It's been years since I've watched him, thanks for the reminder: "I think they could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn’t even care. I can’t imagine five years from now saying, “Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank.” "I like to take a toothpick and throw it in the forest and say “You’re home!” "This one commercial said “Forget everything you know about slip covers,” so I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slip covers, but I didn’t know what the f*** they were." "I think Pringles’ initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truck load of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid back company, they said, “F*** it, cut ‘em up.” And one more for the writers: "I wrote a script and I gave it to a guy who reads scripts. And he read it and he said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to re-write it. I said “I’ll just make a copy.”