E.C. Henry at 2009-01-19 18:29:00:

Dude, I get it. Now you just need to tell me where Woody Allen is!

- smiley face

Jeff at 2009-01-20 12:35:00:

That would never work for me. Allen has been such a hero for me my entire life that I would merely fall to my knees, weeping, and kiss the street where he walked.

Not a pretty picture.

Scott at 2009-01-20 14:11:00:

Who knows, Jeff? Perhaps Woody would hire you to follow him around and occasionally fall to the ground, kiss the street, etc. Maybe you'd get a credit on his next movie: "Key Worshiper" or something like that.

Kiwichick at 2009-01-20 19:25:00:

Oh my goodness - everyone has a fear? I have seen two famous NZ directors walking towards me on the street. (One you guys would know, one you might not.) Both times, I suppressed a thousand impulses to talk, turned and went the other way.