I had to click over to Amazon to ensure this was, in fact, an actual book, and... astounding, is I guess all I can say. This two-parter has been the most amusing thing I've read all week. Without even reading it, I'm gonna throw the book right into the canon with Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." Well done, Mr. Bitterpants.

Josh, guys like you are why I do what I do. (though I hope you'll read the book.)