I saw the book at the Blacklist Live event this weekend. I have one thought: This is f-ing brilliant.

I don't get it. Is his book a satire? Or is he really trying to convince me that Michael Bay and Albert Einstein share something in common? It's kinda hard to tell from everything I've read about this.

My favorite review came from a reader who said they "couldn't tell if it was brilliant satire of the work of a demented madman." I confess that perfectly captures my intentions with the book.

This guy has to be a studio exec. A king of similar but different. Who else could love so ugly a baby? Or maybe he's been hanging around them so long. One question. Where would Michael Bay be without effects?

That's certainly a redeeming quality.

And you, sir, are f-ing awesome.