Scott at 2008-05-26 00:36:00:

And so many great lines of dialogue:

Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.

Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?

Jack: ...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.
Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight?
Jack: [laughing] No, I don't want you to lose weight!
Jill: No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.
Jack: We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.
Alison Scott: Tight?
Jack: Tighter.
Jill: Just liked toned and smaller.
Jack: Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... tighter.
Jill: We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.
Alison Scott: OK.
Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
Alison Scott: 20.
Jill: And then weigh that much.

Kristen Wiig as Jill was an awesome performance, one of the best secondary character roles I've seen in a long time.