[…] Sam Deed: I’m not from Dubuque. Ruby: Okay, you’re not from Dubuque. So where are you from then? Sam Deed: Dubuque. Ruby: [screams] Sam Deed: I’m not from Dubuque in the way you think I’m from Dubuque. Ruby: Well, how many ways can you be from Dubuque? Sam Deed: I’m not from your Dubuque. Ruby: My Dubuque? Since when is Dubuque mine. I’ve never even been to Ohio! Sam Deed: Iowa. Ruby: Whatever! Sam Deed: Look, I’m just saying that my Dubuque is different from your Dubuque. Ruby: How? Sam Deed: It doesn’t exist. Ruby: You just said it’s in Io-ho. Sam Deed: Iowa! Ruby: So your Dubuque doesn’t exist. Sam Deed: Yet. Ruby: Yet? Sam Deed: Yet! Ruby: …read more […]