Luzid at 2008-10-15 20:28:00:
Just one - when I was a depressed teenager boiling over with anger whenever being unable to control things scared me, I slammed open and broke a dishwasher.
The resultant cost to repair it bankrupted my family, which was already teetering on the precipice of astronomical unpaid hospital bills. I wound up unable to go to college, got fired from a shoelace factory and did a nickel for small-time burglary.
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Okay, okay. None of that - except for the first paragraph - is true.