This year I've vowed to match Scott 1 for 1. For every good story idea he posts, I'm posting a Dumb Story Idea on Twitter. #1 Gorillas in the Mist meets Gremlins--A well meaning anthropologist studies and lives among gremlins, but things go bad when she bathes them. Feel free to check out all the Dumb Story Ideas on Twitter @DumbStoryIdeas. -Steve

Steve, I see a 5 part Hollywood franchise in your future, if only you could focus on just one really dumb idea.

Here's one for ya. A ruthless hunter travels to Africa eager to catch big game. In route to the nature reserve his plane falls. Unarmed, hurt and alone he almost falls prey to a pack of hyenas, but is rescued at the last minute by a massive elephant. Thus begins a truly unlikely friendship between the hunter and the elephant and his pack. However, this friendship quickly turns to a battle of survival when the pack is hunted by a group of merciless poachers. The hunter will have to decide whether to fend for himself or defend the elephants from the onslaught. I see Mark Wahlberg as the hunter, Danai Gurira (Michonne from The Walking Dead) as the head of the poachers, and ILM (Industrial Light and Magic) as the Elephant.

There you go, Ricardo. It's a Boy and his Dog... only the Dog has got a long trunk and tusks!