Serenity (2005) apologies for the quality of the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1IMM5XOwaM -- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [First lines, camera pans around Serenity in re-entry and a panel flies off the nose] What was that? Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Did you see that? Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Was that the primary buffer panel? Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: It did seem to resemble... Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason? Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [Checks his instruments] Looks like. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I thought Kaylee checked the entry couplings. I've a very clear recollection of it. Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Well, if she doesn't get us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting." Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [Deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Grabs PA microphone] This is the captain. We're having a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode. [Hangs up microphone] Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Can you shave the vector? Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I'm doing it, it's not enough. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, just get us on the ground. Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: That part'll happen pretty definitely.

Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) This scene is not in Scott Rosenberg's original 1999 script. The dialogue is from a bare bones transcript, but Castlebeck has a nice bit of self-banter, for want of a better phrase. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akgS7TA-4vs -- CASTLEBECK When did you get into town, Raines? MEMPHIS Last night. CASTLEBECK Last night? What for? MEMPHIS I thought I'd catch a Lakers game. Heard we got Shaquille... Guys wanna go? ...Guess not. CASTLEBECK Randall, Randall, Randall, come here. I get this call from this uniform, you know? Axton. Very nice man. Remembers everything. This man calls me up, says, "Guess who's back in town?" I say, "Who?" He says, "Randall Raines." I say, "Randall Raines the car thief?" He says, "Yeah." I say, "Impossible." He says, "No, he's back." I say, "No, he's not." He says, "Yes, I will bet you $200 I just saw Randall Raines." MEMPHIS You guys said a lot. Look, Detective... CASTLEBECK No, whoa, whoa. What's really, really ironic about this... Two nights ago we snare these 13 fresh stolens waiting for export At the time I'm thinking, "This feels like Randall Raines." Now, it didn't have your panache, your, uh, flash, but it just felt like Randall Raines. And now here you are. MEMPHIS Look, I don't know what you boys are looking for, but I just got back, okay? It was a family emergency. Now, that's the truth. CASTLEBECK Family emergency. Yeah, I got a family emergency too, Randall. I gotta go tell my woman that I just lost $200 on a stupid deal. DRYCOFF Mmm, she's mean. CASTLEBECK What? DRYCOFF She can be mean. CASTLEBECK Come here. Come here, Randall. Take those glasses off, Randall. Please, do me a favor. Six years ago you make a real smart move, you know? You retire from a life that's gonna get you busted or killed or maybe even both. And I'm thinkin' that not putting you away when I had a chance is like this big bug up the ass of this real impressive career that I've had. MEMPHIS Oh, yeah. Well, without disappointment, you can't appreciate victory. CASTLEBECK Eleanor tell you that? MEMPHIS Now, that's hittin' below the belt. CASTLEBECK Yeah, all right, let me tell you about below the belt, Randall. From here on out, if you walk across the street outside of a crosswalk, if you roll through a stop sign, if you use an aerosol can in a manner other than directed... I mean, I don't care, you make one slip, and I will put you away for good. MEMPHIS Okay. DRYCOFF By the time you get out, asshole, there won't even be cars. We'll all be cruising around in your little, vroom, spaceships. That's gonna suck. Memphis walks away. DRYCOFF Who's Eleanor? CASTLEBECK It's a damn car. And don't ever talk about my wife.

Mistake in the transcript... start of this should be: DRYCOFF When did you get into town, Raines? MEMPHIS Last night. DRYCOFF Last night? What for? MEMPHIS I thought I’d catch a Lakers game. Heard we got Shaquille… Guys wanna go? …Guess not.