Of course, Max is correct in his observation that, “You cannot put fucking lipstick on a fucking pig.” But tell him that, while it is often good to begin a story in medias res, the lipstick needs to go on the pig in antecessum. Indeed, that is why it is called "fucking lipstick".

Scott... your dedication to us aspiring screenwriters is amazing... awe-inspiring... appreciated. In short you continue to rock... Thanks again Namaste Speedo

As if the motivation, the education and the opportunity wasn’t enough, I appreciate you, Scott Meyers, for giving it to us like a man. No sugar-coated punches, no fluff. Real talk, in real time. I would assume this type of consideration is few and far between in the business- and in life. Cheers! See you on the Varsity squad or the JV. Either way, I'm going to make it happen. Thanks again! Good day and good luck writers!

It's true: "A gentleman you are Myers" For the record, I always preferred K-9 over Turner & Hooch.