I like this one. I'm not sure how just yet but I want to merge this with The Birdcage for the style, the comedy, and the constant panic by all characters that they will be "discovered."

Miniature Donkey Talk Magazine, eh? Boys go to visit Porn Star brother, insist on getting some action. Porn Star bro rolls his eyes and begrudgingly agrees to a peep show or something just to assuage their virgin boxers. The two young brothers hit the daydreams hhhard (pun ZING!) and have some pretty high falutin' fantasies of them sportin' some serious swag, ballin' like a rap video, Hummer limo with a champagne wet t-shirt contest, a pole, a swing, and some ping pong balls and... Cut to: Gary and Wyatt wearing underwear in the shower with Lisa. then the fun starts when the brothers get adventurous and decide to take, what they think is their big bro's car, a shiny red Ferrari for a spin while he's "working"... turns out it's actually one of the girls' cars, but it's actually her boyfriend's car and he sees them bumpin' and bassin' down Rodeo and pulls a tight U-y to chase them down. they figure out what's going on as he yells at them mid-cruise so they hightail it outta there and get lost in the canyons somewhere and there's a celebrity event going on at a Hills home and a valet at a gated entrance sees the car and assumes they're there on purpose and ushers them through to the circle drive where they're assumed to be young Biebers-in-the-making and now they're rubbing elbows with A-listers and acting like total idiots tripping over their own two feet and swooning and fawning over everyone until some random Jason Segel type waves them over and can instantly tell they're not supposed to be there so he acts as their "guide" to the stars on how to act and they end up talking to some random up-and-coming former Disney star gals who are eager to shed their good girl images (schwing! jackpot, little brothers!), but LOOK there's the angry boyfriend downstairs so they have to sneak out and still play it cool with the girls who make a scene outside at the valet at the sight of the shiny red Ferrari, which gets the attention of the boyfriend from inside who gives chase... Meanwhile, mom's calling on the cell and she can hear the girls hootin' 'n hollerin' in the backseat while they're hauling ass down Sunset and mom's asking what the hell is going on and they say they're at Disney World and there are girls screaming on a ride. Now big bro is starting to wonder where they are and porn star girl is freaking out about her missing Ferrari and calls the police who put out an APB and cue helicopters and random close-up images of the boys with the Disney star girls being chased by a crazy boyfriend and the cops and... calamity ensues, but it all works out as teen comedies do. boys got their girly action, Disney girls shed their good girl images. big bro takes on the asshole boyfriend, porn star girl swooooons and thus starts the off-screen love btwn them. I ran out of steam, but that's what I envisioned.

I'm thinking murder mystery at the moment. The older boy goes missing and the family discover what he has been up to. Then, despite his parents displeasure, the elder of the remaining sons (will have to be a bit older than the original story) "infiltrates" the industry as a new star to try and find out the truth as the "industry" closes ranks to protect their own. Will he find out the truth before they find him out? Will he get "indoctrinated" into the porn world and suffer the same fate as his brother....Donnie Brasco meets Dirk Diggler

An animal husbandry version of the Hangover... Three guys in San Diego for a farming conference decide to play hooky and take the trolley to Tijuana for a little R&R, when one of them notices that his favorite porn star from adolescence performs nightly at a seedy club. They take in her show but are stunned to discover that the donkey with whom she shares a stage is in fact a rare breed and worth tens of millions in stud fees. When they make an offer, the donkey's owner rebuffs them, telling them that the animal was the childhood pet of a sentimental but notorious drug lord. With even a small flask of the donkey's semen being worth millions, they engage the help of the former porn star... but she has demands of her own...