OMG Scott if Churnage suggested that so did I. I wrote that I couldn't find actual script that was transcript from Drew's Script o Rama. If anyone has the script i would love copy.

Scott how could you have missed this "ludicrous soft-core fantasia" as EW reviewer puts it.

blknwite, I corrected the OP to give credit for the suggestion to you. Thanks for pointing that out to me.