BUGSY (1991) directed by Barry Levinson, written by James Toback Virginia: my oh my, you're pretty ferocious for a mom's concern, aren't ya? The rest of the time you're just some good-looking, sweet-talking, charm-oozing, fuck-happy fellow with nothing to offer but some dialogue. Dialogue is cheap in Hollywood Ben... why don't you run outside and jerk yourself a soda. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFQkkpnoQtI

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Never Kill a Boy on the FIrst Date (S01E05) Writers: Rob Des Hotel, Dean Batali The Master: [reading from the Book of Aurelius to three armoured vampires - the Brethren] "There will be a time of crisis, of worlds hanging in the balance. And in this time shall come the Anointed, the Master's great warrior. And the Slayer will not know him, will not stop him. And he will lead her into Hell. Five will die, and from their ashes the Anointed shall rise. The Brethren of Aurelius shall greet him, and usher him to his immortal destiny." As it is written, so shall it be. "And one of the Brethren shall go out hunting the night before and get himself killed, because he couldn't wait to finish his job before he ate." Oh, wait... [He grabs one of the Brethren by the throat] The Master: That's not written anywhere.

Mermaids (1990) Screenplay by June Roberts based on a novel by Patty Dann. http://movieclips.com/wCYMr-mermaids-movie-cant-we-just-stay/ Mrs. Flax: I am sick and tired of being judged by you. You're a kid. Okay, when you become an adult you can live your life any way you want to. But until then, we're gonna live my life my way. Start packing. Charlotte: No! Mrs. Flax: I said pack! This move is on you and if lover boy doesn't like it that's too goddamn bad. Charlotte: This is not about him. This is about me, okay. That's over. He is gone. He has left-- Mrs. Flax: Surprise, surprise. Charlotte: No, it's not like that. Look, maybe your life works for you, but it doesn't work for me. And I wanna stay! Mrs. Flax: And do what? Charlotte: Finish High School! Mrs. Flax: Great start! What's your major, town tramp? Charlotte: No mom, the town already has one.

Snark central! http://youtu.be/U_eZmEiyTo0

Clueless (1995) Written by Amy Heckerling http://movieclips.com/5zidh-clueless-movie-not-a-mexican/ Cher: We got another notice from the fire department saying we have to clear out that bush. You said you'd get Jose to do it. Lucy: He your gardener, why you don't tell him? Cher: Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican. Lucy: I not a Mexican! Lucy storms off. Cher: Great, what was that all about? Josh: Lucy's from El Salvador. Cher: So? Josh: It's an entirely different country. Cher: What does that matter? Josh: You get upset if someone thinks you live below Sunset.

Lots of snark in this film. Here are a few quick lines: Cher: I want to do something for humanity. Josh: How about sterilization? - Josh: Hey, in some parts of the universe, maybe not in contempo-casual, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world. Cher: Thank you Josh. I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again? - Cher: So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator? - Cher: Hey, granola breath, you got something on your chin. Josh: I'm growing a goatee. Cher: Oh, that's good. You don't want to be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes.

Animal House... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJusGSwEcTI Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure! Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time! Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law. Boon: I thought you were pre-med. Otter: What's the difference? [Addressing the room] Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! [Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]