Steve Trautmann at 2012-01-30 22:20:51:

SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959) Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all. Osgood: Why not? Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde. Osgood: Doesn't matter. Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time! Osgood: I don't care. Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player. Osgood: I forgive you. Jerry: [tragically] I can never have children! Osgood: We can adopt some. Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... [Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig] Jerry: [normal voice] I'm a man! Osgood: [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect! [Jerry looks on with disbelief as Osgood continues smiling with indifference. Fade out] LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWS2NVX6VP0

Chris Schipper at 2012-01-30 22:47:48:

The Hangover - 2009 Stu breaks up with Melissa: Melissa: Why would you go to Las Vegas? Stu Price: 'Cause my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do. Melissa: That's not what *you* do. Stu Price: Really? Well, then why did I do it? Huh? 'Cause I did it! Riddle me that! Why'd I do it? You know, sometimes I think all you want me to do is what you want me to do. Well, I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do. Melissa: That is not how this works! Stu Price: Oh, good! Because whatever this is ain't workin' for me! Melissa: Oh, really? Since when? Stu Price: Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June! BOOM! Alan Garner: You told me it was a bartender. Stu Price: Oh! You're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender. Melissa: You're an idiot! Stu Price: You're a - You... [struggles] Stu Price: You're... such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!

summertime at 2012-01-30 23:06:27:

Legally Blonde... http://movieclips.com/LSHb-legally-blonde-movie-warner-breaks-up-with-elle/ ELLE Here' s to ~ us. Warner is slower to sip his. WARNER The reason I wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future. ELLE I ' m fully amenable to that discussion. WARNER I mean, we're having a lot of fun now -- but things are gonna be different when I ' m at Harvard Law school is a completely different world. I need to be serious. ELLE Of course. WARNER My family expects a lot from me. And I expect a lot from me. I plan on running for office some day. ELLE And I fully support that. WARNER But the thing is, if I ' m gonna be a senator by the time I ' m thirty -- I can't keep dicking around. ELLE I completely agree. WARNER That 's why I think it's time for us to-- WARNER (CONT'D) I think we should break up. ELLE What? WARNER I ' m sorry, Elle, I just -- ELLE You're breaking up with me?! (tearing up) I thought you were proposing. WARNER Proposing?! Elle, If I ' m going to be a politician, I need to marry a Jackie, not a -- Marilyn. ELLE (stunned) You're breaking up with me because I'm too -- blonde? WARNER That' s not entirely -- ELLE Then what? My boobs are too big? WARNER Elle -- no --· your boobs are fine. ELLE So when you said you'd always love me, you were just "dicking around"? WARNER I do love you, Elle. I just can't marry you. You have no idea the pressure I ' m under. My family has five generations of senators. My brother is in the top three at Yale Law. He just got engaged to a Vanderbilt, for crissakes. Elle stares at him aghast, tears streaming down her face, then pushes her chair away from the table and walks out. WARNER (CONT'D) (continuing) It's not like I have a choice, sweetheart He follows her out.

veeeeee at 2012-01-30 23:18:58:

It probably says something about me that my first choice was this (although it's old enough to count as classic film? maybe?):

Tramp: Aw, come on, Pige. It wasn't my fault. Lady: Hmph! Tramp: I thought you were right behind me. Honest. When I heard they'd taken you to the pound, I... Lady: Oh, don't even mention that horrible place. [Sobbing] I was so embarrassed... and frightened... Tramp: Oh, now, now. Who could ever harm a little trick like you? Lady: [Angry] Trick? Trick! Oh, that reminds me. Who is Trixie? Tramp: Trixie? Lady: And Lulu and Fifi and Rosita Chiquita wh... whatever her name is? Tramp: Chiquita... chiquita, oh... Oh! Yes! Well, I-I-I can explain...

Starts at about 2:30 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrAoG5UQ7K8

david at 2012-01-30 23:29:46:

Forgetting Sarah Marshall: "Do you want to put some clothes on!" "Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!" Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: "Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy! " (500) Days of Summer: "You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me." Annie Hall: "A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. " Casablanca: "When I said I would never leave you." "And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that."

Teddy Pasternak at 2012-01-30 23:32:15:

Did anyone suggest The Social Network? I figured that one was a given. Can't find the appropriate clip but here is the dialogue: MARK: I want to try to be straight forward with you and tell you that I think you might want to be a little more supportive. If I get in I’ll be taking you...to the events, and the gatherings...and you’ll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn’t normally get to meet. ERICA: (smiles) You would do that for me? MARK: We’re dating. ERICA: Okay, well I want to try and be straight forward with you and let you know that we’re not anymore. MARK: What do you mean? ERICA: We’re not dating anymore, I’m sorry. MARK: Is this a joke? ERICA: No, it’s not. MARK: You’re breaking up with me? ERICA: You’re going to introduce me to people I wouldn’t normally have the chance to meet? What the fff--Whatis that supposed to mean? MARK: Wait, settle down. ERICA: What is it supposed to mean? MARK: Erica, the reason we’re able to sit here and drink right now is cause you used to sleep with the door guy. ERICA: The door guy, his name is Bobby. I did not slept with the door guy, the door guy is a friend of mine. He’s a perfectly good class of people and what part of Long Island are you from--Wimbledon? MARK: Wait-- ERICA: I’m going back to my dorm. MARK: Wait, wait, is this real? ERICA: Yes. MARK: Okay, then wait. I apologize, okay? ERICA: I have to go study. MARK: Erica-- ERICA: Yeah. MARK: I’m sorry, I mean it. ERICA: I appreciate that but-- MARK: Come on. ERICA: --I have to study. MARK: You don’t have to study. You don’t have to study. Let’s just talk. ERICA: I can’t. MARK: Why? ERICA: Because it’s exhausting. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.

Doug at 2012-01-30 23:34:43:

Chuck Noblet: Look Geoffrey, I'm glad you stopped by. I'd like you to leave. Geoffrey Jellineck: I'm sorry, what's happening? Chuck Noblet: It's over. Geoffrey Jellineck: What are you saying, Chuck? Chuck Noblet: I need more out of this relationship than I'm willing to put in. I think I deserve better, don't you? Hey, I know this is hard on you. It would be hard on me, too, if I broke up with me. I know what you're losing. Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello breaking up in "Strangers With Candy", written by Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, and Amy Sedaris I can't find the scene itself, but here's a teaser trailer that includes a line from it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I9wgY91VB8

Diogo Figueira at 2012-01-31 04:32:42:

"500 Days of Summer". Love that movie. link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR7EUHfFi4Y transcript: INT TOM'S PLACE - LATER PAUL and MCKENZIE open the door. These are Tom's best friends since birth. Paul is a doctor and wears hospital scrubs. McKenzie works in the cubicle next to Tom. PAUL I didn't know who else to call. The Girl removes her bike helmet. GIRL You did the right thing. Where is he? Tom is in the kitchen breaking things and basically going insane. About to smash a plate on the floor, he's interrupted BY: 6. GIRL Thomas. Tom freezes. TOM Rachel? What are you doing here? GIRL (RACHEL) I'm here to help you. TOM Help me how? RACHEL First, put down the plate. Tom slowly obliges. RACHEL Now come here and sit down. Tom sits next to the young girl. Paul and Mckenzie sit on either side of them. RACHEL The key is not to panic. TOM I think I'm gonna be sick. RACHEL Drink this. She hands him a glass of water. Tom drinks it down. MCKENZIE What is that? RACHEL Vodka. TOM (grimacing at the taste) More. He gulps another down. TOM Does Mom know you're here? It's gotta be past 10. 7. RACHEL Don't worry about it. Start from the beginning. Tell us what happened... Tom takes a deep breath. EXT PARK - DAY Tom and Summer eat sandwiches in the park. TOM (V.O.) We spent the whole day together. EXT OUTDOOR MARKET - DAY Tom and Summer walk through the stalls. TOM (V.O.) We went shopping. EXT COFFEE HOUSE - DAY Tom and Summer seated outside drinking coffee. He reads the newspaper, she reads a novel. TOM (V.O.) We had coffee. EXT MOVIE THEATER - DAY Tom and Summer walk out of a movie theatre. TOM (V.O.) We saw a film. INT RECORD STORE - LATER Tom and Summer shop for music. Tom excitedly shows Summer a Ringo Starr solo album. TOM (V.O.) We bought music. 8. INT TOM'S PLACE TOM I thought it was a great day. RACHEL And then what happened? INT DINER - NIGHT Tom and Summer in a booth ordering dinner. TOM (to WAITRESS) Um...you know what...let's go crazy, I'll have BOTH. (to Summer) God, I love eating pancakes at night. It's like the greatest thing ever. How great is this? SUMMER I think we should stop seeing each other. INT TOM'S PLACE - AS BEFORE RACHEL Just like that? TOM Just like that. PAUL Did she say why? INT DINER - AS BEFORE SUMMER This thing. This whatever it is. You and me. Do you think this is normal? TOM I don't know. Who cares about normal?! I'm happy. Aren't you happy? 9. SUMMER You're happy? TOM You're not? SUMMER All we do is argue! TOM That is such a lie! INT TOM'S PLACE - AS BEFORE RACHEL Maybe she was just in a bad mood. PAUL A hormonal thing. RACHEL P.M.S.? TOM (to Rachel) What do you know about PMS? RACHEL More than you. TOM Oh my god. MCKENZIE Please continue. INT DINER - AS BEFORE SUMMER This can't be a total surprise. I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months. TOM Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy seven times with a kitchen knife. We've had some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. SUMMER No... I'm Sid. 10. TOM (BEAT) So I'm Nancy?! The Waitress comes out with the food. Tom and Summer stop their discussion until the meal is served and the Waitress leaves. Summer starts to eat. SUMMER Let's just eat and we'll talk about it after. I'm starving. Without another word she goes back to her pancakes. Tom watches her eat like this is the worst travesty in the history of mankind. SUMMER (mouth full) Mmm, you're so right. These are great! Tom looks at his food in disgust. He may never eat again. SUMMER (INNOCENT) What? Tom stands up to go. SUMMER Tom, don't. Come back. You're still my best fr---

Adem at 2012-01-31 05:23:18:

EMILY: What did you do, Brendan? BRENDAN: Are you crying for him? You're crying for Jerr? EMILY: Truman went straight for him. He knew the lay. You ratted on Jerr! BRENDAN: Stop it now, Em! EMILY: What, you're telling me it isn't true? Look at me! You ratted him out because you were jealous-- BRENDAN: No, I spun on him and I bulled the two-bit toker, 'cause I know what his world would do to you. I love you too much to see that! EMILY: You don't love me, you just wanna keep me. BRENDAN: You're the only thing I love! You're the only thing I love. And this is how I do it. I wanna keep you safe. EMILY: You can't keep me safe Brendan, all right? I'm in a different world now, and you can't keep me out of it, and you can't beat it. Not if I don't want you to. From Brick (2005), Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Emilie de Ravin

Robert Grant at 2012-01-31 06:01:09:

I always remember the break up at the end of 9½ Weeks, partly for nostalgic reasons - it was a big hit while I was courting my now wife - but actually I liked the way that Mickey Rourke's character had all the power in that relationship until the inevitable breakup, at which point he was utterly powerless, partly because Kim Basinger's character had made up her mind to go, but also because he couldn't say or do the right things even when he had to, he was so broken as a person. Anyway, I can't find a script to buy or download and I can't find a link to this scene (the film being memorable for 'other' scenes) but the transcript is kind of like this: Elizabeth walks into the apartment, her eyes are puffy and red from crying. She starts to pack her stuff. John sits and watches. JOHN You leaving? You won't stay? You know, I have five brothers. I'm the youngest. We lived in a small town. It was just outside of Chicago. My father... My father was... He worked at a foundry. And my mother was a... She was a clerk at a... She was a check-out girl at a grocery store. So, you know, it's just... I've got a family. They don't work anymore. They're retired. I support them ELIZABETH It's too late. JOHN I want you to know something. There's been lots of other girls. There's been lots of women. But I never felt anything like this before. Even when I just... ...hold you in my arms, it's just the way you feel. Something I didn't count on. I never counted... ...on loving you so much. Elizabeth wipes her eyes, turns and faces him. ELIZABETH You knew it would be over when one of us said stop. JOHN But you wouldn't say it. ELIZABETH I almost waited too long. I'll send someone to get my stuff. She turns and leaves without looking back. JOHN Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth keeps walking and he sits alone. JOHN I love you. Would you please come back... ...by the time I count to fifty? One. Anyway, that's my two-penn'th Cheers! Rob