It would be hard to imagine a writer making his pants-shitting fear of women more a part of his work than Joe Eszterhas. It makes his work absolutely comical.

If he writes long enough, he WILL eventually write a scene in which a woman pulls a gun out of her vagina and shoots a man to death.

I thought Hemmingway shot himself.

Sounds like he's parodying himself.

I mean, even more so.