Shawn at 2011-04-01 16:56:05:
Double entendres
Jason at 2011-04-01 20:44:45:
"Kids Say The Darndest Things"

From "It's Kind of a Funny Story"

The teenaged main character Craig is getting visited by his Mom and little sister Alissa in a Psychiatric Ward of a hospital.

Alissa (to Craig) "Are you friends with the Tranny?"
Jason at 2011-04-01 20:47:42:
"Harsh Dismissals"

From "About Last Night..."

Demi Moore's character Debbie dumping a co-worker named Steve.

Steve Carlson: "I thought we had something kind of special."
Debbie: "No, it was kind of sleazy. And now... it's kind of over."
AL at 2011-04-02 01:50:05:
"Order in the court."

Lt. Kaffee (Tom Cruise) puts the formidable Col. Jessep (Jack Nicholson) on the witness stand to reveal Jessep's God complex.

JESSEP
(to Kaffee, courtroom)
You can't handle the truth!
Bill Weinberger at 2011-04-02 07:03:37:
Breaking the fourth wall
Jason at 2011-04-02 10:11:32:
"Kids Say The Darndest Things"

Another kiddy quote from "Kiss-Ass"

Hit Girl: "Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!"