"Noble savages are sexy. And blue."

Can you guess which movie? I like the note of colonialism I packed in, but doesn't even come close to South Park's entirely awesome title, "Dancing with Smurfs".

Transformers 2
"A 15 year old boy's wet dream."

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part I
"Let's squeeze the last nickle out before it's over."

True Grit
"The Dude doesn't abide."

Ha! Good ones. Reminds me when I walked out of Transformers 2 with my then 9 year-old son and asked him, "What was that story about?" His response: "Blowing stuff up."

Ferdinand: That True Grit tagline is terrific. I'm surprised not to have seen someone use that yet as it perfectly describes Cogburn's character in the movie. He's like an anti-Dude.

Youth in Revolt:
"Two Michael Ceras are even worse than one."

Valentine's Day:
"How many A-list names do you think we can fit onto one billboard ad?" Turns out its 19. Yup.

Alice in Wonderland:
"Jack Sparrow falls down the rabbit hole."

The Killer Inside Me:
"Punching and F*#king part Two, by Hank Moody"

Takers:
"A bunch of metrosexuals decide to rob Rodeo drive...I mean a bank!"

Tron:
"E not included...sigh"

The Social Network
"Nerds Suing Each Other"

Black Swan
"Natalie Portman loses her shit"

127 Hours
"Dude Cuts His F*cking Arm Off"

The Kids Are All Right
"Porn with Lesbian Family Drama in between"

Inception
"WTF with DiCaprio and Juno"

The Fighter
"Amy Adams is HOT with Boxing or something"

The King's Speech
"The King's Boring and Can't Speak"

Toy Story 3
"You Cried"

I apologize for this deluge, but I had a fit of creativity.

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" - "What the hell book did the filmmakers read?" (Actually this could go for a few movies.)

"Space Jam!" - "The people who own the rights to your favorite classic cartoon characters HATE you." (Again, this could go for a few movies. Such as...)

"Transformers 2" - "Michael Bay learns how to add and subtract!"

"Armageddon" - "See, we TOLD you so about this Bay character! Love, everyone who felt so alone in their hatred for this movie."

"WALL-E" - "What? No, no, I just have something stuck in my eye."

"UP!" - "It's STILL stuck in there!"

"Jurassic Park" - "VELOCIRAPTORS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! Still a pretty cool movie, though."

"Inception" - "It's not that confusing, guys, calm down. Actually, don't go within five feet of a Phillip K. Dick story; you'd get a nosebleed."

"Primer" - (Can't write anything... too much blood leaking out of nose...)

"Shrek" - "From the studio that made... uh... huh."

"Scott Pilgrim vs. the World!" - "What? It's an affectionate homage to video games and comic books and other stuff and it's a big barrel of joy! No, it isn't just Michael Cera doing Michael Cera things. Why? Wherever did you get that idea? (Reviews real life ad campaign.) Ohhh... oops."

"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" - "What the hell just happened?"

"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" - "Ay-yee-yi, the squirrels are in the book, people! THE SQUIRRELS ARE IN THE BOOK!!!"

"War of the Worlds" - "Oh my God, people, the virus ending is from the book. THE VIRUS ENDING IS FROM THE BOOK!!! (Awkward pause...) Do you even know what a book IS?!"

"Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" - "Aw, let's just get this over with."

Hey, some great lines! Good work, everyone!

No Country for Old Men

Shit - the writer never finished the screenplay!

Tron: Legacy, a.k.a. "The Gig Lebowski"

Good point, Wolf Lahti. I've always hated the ending to that movie.

More titles:
"Black Swan" a.k.a. "The One Where Portman and Kunis Do It (But They Don't Show Anything)"

"The King's Speech" a.k.a. "Rich People Have Problems, Too, Ya Know"

"Tangled" a.k.a. "This Should Really Be Called 'Rapunzel'" or "How the Hell Did They Spend $26o Million on That??"

Applicable to any Eszterhas movie:

From Joe Eszterhas, the writer who types up a script only using his middle fingers: He says -beep- you!

Okay, I'm a little late to the party, but..

True Grit:

"Big Words. Little Girl"

Inception:

"You're gonna need a minute"

The Kids are All Right:

"The Kids are Named Weird"

and... back to my writing cave