Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
Amanda: Gary, she's changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Home For the Holidays with Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr, and Claire Danes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113321/

Claudia: You don't know the first thing about me.
Joanne: Likewise, I'm sure. If I just met you on the street... if you gave me your phone number... I'd throw it away.
Claudia: Well, we don't have to like each other, Jo. We're family.

From Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCqcMOB6STc

Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

The Myth of Fingerprints, Noah Wyle, Blythe Danner.

Another Planes, Trains, and Automobiles...

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3a7ATwS6-A&feature=related

I came here to post the same one as nathaniel. I love Wednesday Addams in Addams Family Values

Here's a youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccj2BH25c0I

Amanda: I am so glad we invited the Chippewas to join us for this holiday meal. Remember, these savages are our guests. We must not be surprised at any of their strange customs. After all, they have not
had our advantages, such as fine schools, libraries full of books, shampoo.

[Audience Chuckles]

Wednesday: How. I am Pocahontas, a Chippewa maiden.

Amanda's Father: An Indian.

Amanda's Mother: Enough said.

Joel: And I am Running Bear, betrothed to Pocahontas. In the play.

Joel's Mother: 20 grand for summer camp, he's Mr. Woo-Woo.

Wednesday: We have brought a special gift for this holiday feast.

Pugsley: I am a turkey. Kill me.

A Thanksgiving Prayer

A short film by Gus Van Sant
Words and Performance by
William S. Burroughs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE