Lee Matthias at 2010-06-11 07:10:05:

Let us not leave out a film noir with "juice,":

"Gun Crazy"

Bart: "We go together, Annie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together."

Packett: "I saw the two of you, the way you were looking at each other tonight, like a couple of wild animals. Almost scared me."

Annie Laurie Starr: "It should. He's a MAN."

Packett: "Honey, I'll make money like you want me to. Big money. But it takes time, you gotta give me time."

Annie Laurie Starr: "You'll never make big money. You're a two-bit guy."

Packett: "Honey, listen..."

Annie Laurie Starr: "No guts, nothing! I want action!"

Annie Laurie Starr: "Bart, I've been kicked around all my life, and from now on, I'm gonna start kicking back."

And how could a series of posts on films noir leave out the immortal "Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid"?

Rigby Reardon - “What's he paying you boys? I'll double it and we'll beat the shit out of HIM.”
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Rigby Reardon: "Juliet! Those dirty bastards! Beating up a woman. They even knocked your breasts out of whack."
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Rigby Reardon: [voice-over] "Was she real? There was only one way to find out. But I remember Marlowe's words."

[a picture frame on the wall reads "Don't Fall in Love with a Client. Marlowe"]

Rigby Readon: "What the hell does Marlowe know?"

Rigby Reardon: [voice-over] "She was real alright."

Juliet Forrest: "What are you doing?"

Rigby Reardon: "Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they... shifted all outta whack. There."

Juliet Forrest: "Thank you."

Rigby Reardon: "You're Welcome."
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Rigby Reardon: [Gasping] "What are you... doing?"

Juliet Forrest: "Adjusting your willie. When you fell through the window it shifted out of whack."

Rigby Reardon: "Thanks."

Juliet Forrest: "You're welcome."

Rigby Reardon: [narrating] "I hadn't had my willie adjusted like that in a long time, especially without having to beg."
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Rigby Reardon: "I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits."

Rigby Reardon: [voice-over while kisses Juliet] "Her lips were warm, and my arm wasn't the only thing that was throbbing. Our hearts were, too. My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face... then slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed... marry her, and start the whoopee machine. My plan was working fine until..."
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Rigby Reardon: Agh! You stuck your finger in my bullet hole!
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Juliet Forrest: If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
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Rigby Reardon: "All of a sudden I had to remember some words that Marlowe had told me over fifteen years ago: Dead men don't wear plaid. Hm. Dead men don't wear plaid. I still don't know what it means."

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